Project Spa

Question

2007-11-06T19:21:00.000-08:00

So should I build into the floor? Or should I build on top of the floor? I reaaaaaallly want it to actually be inside the floor as if it was on my porch. But i don't think this is possible as the people underneath me would get pissed. I want an inground spa cover but I guess I'll have to wait on that.

Solution. I'll build a mound and no one will know the difference. Or stairs. Would look kinda asian. I could even put my bed on the floor. Or better yet. I'll sleep in the tub with the jets.

Falling in accidentally

2007-10-27T08:47:00.000-07:00

Although this would be absolutely wonderful to fall into a massaging pool of water, it is dangerous. What if I'm carrying coffee or a sword? Could end up with either on my face. So I've decided to invest in a spa cover. I'm going to go ahead and purchase the cover cause then I can atleast lay that on my floor and it will look like the spa is there instead of my chalk drawing. These guys look legit: http://www.nationalspacover.com.

Massaging Jets

2007-10-27T08:38:00.000-07:00

So I spend a lot of time working at the computer and it's pretty regular that I want to sit and get a massage. I'm thinking the massaging jets on my upcoming spa are going to fix this problem. I can just imagine right now sitting and watching 24 while my back is being worked like a tropical storm.

10 Reasons why I want a spa in my living room

2007-10-21T08:38:00.000-07:00

10. Convenience - What could possible be more convenient than coming home from work and accidentally falling into a spa? That's like the most pleasant accident in the world. Oh shit i fell I'm so angry. But the jets are so incredible...

9. Increase Apartment Capacity - My apartment isn't very big. But having a spa in there would actually increase my capacity for parties. If you can fit 10 people into a spa, then my apartment which can only comfortably fit 15 people now could fit like 21 bodies.

8. Don't Have To Buy A Couch - Who needs a couch when you can hop into a spa and watch tv. Could put a little table next to it so I could eat my Doritos and set my beer down.

7. It's Healthy - What is healthier than a hot tub? It reduces stress, lets your body soak up water without even having to drink it, and it makes you smell good. How can you be healthy if you don't smell good?

6. Women Love Spas in the Living Room - I have a little drawing in my living room where my spa is going to be. I have it on there like those sidewalk artists do with chalk. So I tell girls that I have a spa in my living room and they think it's so cool.

5. Green - Everyone wants to be green now. Well you can put an energy efficient spa cover in the living room.

4. Atmosphere - Who needs a backyard when you have a spa. Put up some fake tropical plants all over the place, install one of those huge totem poles with crazy faces on them, and get some hula dancers and your set. No one will ever want to leave. I'll come home to girls hiding behind the banana trees.

3. Should have started at one then worked my way down...

2. Uh, It Makes Me Happy

1. Fill it With Jello - Imagine if you filled a hot tub with jello and turned on the jets. It would feel like being extremely fat and jiggly. That's the first thing I'm doing when I get a hot tub.

Damnit

2007-10-21T08:35:00.000-07:00

I want this in my living room. Who's to say I can't have a little manmade spa island in my living room? There are restaurants that have boats in them. I should be able to have this. Or what if it was a spa with a little island like this? Even if it was miniature with midgets that ran it i'd be fine. Just want this somewhere in my rental high-rise.

Oh the lingo

2007-10-21T08:32:00.001-07:00

So I was browsing around this internet. And I stumbled on something that's a 'glossary of spa terms'. It has all kinds of words that make me want a spa even more. Bindi. This means: Bodywork combining exfoliation, herbal treatment, and light massage. I wonder if I can find a spa that can do this. It sounds exotic. Maybe I'll take a vacation to some African village and discover their secret massage techniques. I could travel around the world and discover the best spa!

Looking at Hot Tubs

2007-10-21T08:07:00.000-07:00

I've recently decided that I want to get a hot tub. I want a place where I can bring a beer, or two, or three, and watch tv after work. I have a very strenuous day job. When I get home the only thing I want to do is relax. I'm very irritable when I don't get my relaxation in.

Only problem is, I don't have a place to put it. Maybe I'll install it into the living room of my studio apartment.