9. Increase Apartment Capacity - My apartment isn't very big. But having a spa in there would actually increase my capacity for parties. If you can fit 10 people into a spa, then my apartment which can only comfortably fit 15 people now could fit like 21 bodies.
8. Don't Have To Buy A Couch - Who needs a couch when you can hop into a spa and watch tv. Could put a little table next to it so I could eat my Doritos and set my beer down.
7. It's Healthy - What is healthier than a hot tub? It reduces stress, lets your body soak up water without even having to drink it, and it makes you smell good. How can you be healthy if you don't smell good?
6. Women Love Spas in the Living Room - I have a little drawing in my living room where my spa is going to be. I have it on there like those sidewalk artists do with chalk. So I tell girls that I have a spa in my living room and they think it's so cool.
5. Green - Everyone wants to be green now. Well you can put an energy efficient spa cover in the living room.
4. Atmosphere - Who needs a backyard when you have a spa. Put up some fake tropical plants all over the place, install one of those huge totem poles with crazy faces on them, and get some hula dancers and your set. No one will ever want to leave. I'll come home to girls hiding behind the banana trees.
3. Should have started at one then worked my way down...
2. Uh, It Makes Me Happy
1. Fill it With Jello - Imagine if you filled a hot tub with jello and turned on the jets. It would feel like being extremely fat and jiggly. That's the first thing I'm doing when I get a hot tub.
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